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WHO'S ON TOUR? |
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Hundred Club Munich
There really is no way to describe the 100 Club. It has to be seen to really be believed, and even watching it in person
you might still think your eyes are deceiving you. Imagine hundreds of Aussies, Kiwis, Saffas at the end of their tour around Europe
and on their worst, most drunken behaviour. Now throw in a lot of alcohol in a short amount of time, a bit of nakedness, lots of disgusting
foods, and some very strict, very evil judges and you might have a rough idea what to expect. Be afraid.
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Location
Held each year at the 'free' camp in Munich which is basically a predetermined bit of parkland where all the vans park. If you're on van tour
you'll be in the loop... it's at the same place every year (I'll try to get a map). If you're not just ask around when you get to Munich or trust my dodgy directions
which are: take the S Bahn to Heimeranplatz and walk nearly 1km south west to an overpass over Siegenburger Str. then take the footway down to the road below and you're
there. If you're too drunk to sort your shit out stay at Thalkirchen campsite and hop on a shuttle bus in the morning. PP Travel run one for 3 euros.
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Important Stuff
Don't take any glass bottles with you because you won't be allowed into the grounds with them so load up on tinnies and plastic
instead. You can also buy mini kegs of beer there, but save your money and take your own.
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The Rules
Before the thing kicks off officially the judges get people to raid their vans for as many disgusting food products as possible. These are put on a table in the centre
of the action and added to the beer bong as punishment of breaking the rules.
Participants are to come equipped with a vessel large enough to hold their beer and an empty film cannister to use as a shot glass. Shots of beer are to be consumed each minute for 100 minutes with
one of the judges keeping time by smashing two pans together to clearly mark when it's time to drink.
Anyone who spews or needs to pee is forced to take a penalty beer bong and is eliminated. Anyone wearing underwear will have it ripped off. No touching your face which is made difficult
due to the judges covering you in flour and various other disgusting things. You must only drink with your left hand and I think a few more things that I've forgotten.
Beer bongs can be given at will for any reason or no reason at all and can contain such lovely ingredients as eggs, sardines, tinned spaghetti, vodka, chili peppers, sand and anything else
you can imagine. One really gross guy would spit and booger into the thing. There's no arguing with the judges so anything goes.
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The End
At the end of this great display of disgustingness, the people who finish their 100 shots and are still standing at the end of it are allowed to have their
revenge on the judges. Fortunately I missed this part but I'm told you can expect lots of puking and peeing on the judges as well as a lot of gross revenge beer bongs. Then I'm sure most
of the participants pass out in their own vomit while the audience head into town to the pubs and beerhalls and get very drunk in preparation for the festival the next day.
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Got anything you'd like to add? Any tips? Advice? Better directions? Drop me a line at info@vantoureurope.com.
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